Patrick (my brother), was talking about somebody's chubby little baby. He called it a "fat baby."
Miranda (in a huff): "Patrick! You shouldn't say that!"
Patrick: "Why?"
Miranda (still in a mad voice): "Because he's a child of God!"
Patrick: "Yes. But he's a fat child of God."
Then yesterday, my siblings and parents and the marrieds and kids were all in the front room. Fernando and I had both recently changed stinky diapers by Sammy. Then Fernando, upon whiffing something foul, said,
"Dude, did you go poops again?"
Katie, not looking up: "Yeah...." pause... "Wait, were you talking to Sam?"
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